All Things Female

Our fluffy, pink, cuddly womb is a whopping 9" x 14". When it's that time of the month, you may not like your uterus much, but hey, you wouldn't be here without one, so give props to this special reproductive organ. Comes with a spectacular educational booklet hangtag that cheerfully describes the inner workings of the womb, the mother of all organs. Safe for all ages, packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve. Designed in California, made in China.

Your Uterus: Womb Service
Location: Inside a woman’s pelvis
Occupation: Master of Reproduction
Hobbies: cycling, shedding
Dislikes: cramps, hard labor 
Fave Song: "Nothing Compares 2 U" (the original by Prince)
About Me: I’m one tough broad

Susie Survivor gives you the strength and courage to fight like hell!

Handmade in Thailand, each String Doll has his or her own special power that is always positive and helpful. They are fun for the whole family and make a perfect gift!

"One of the funniest and most unusual books of the year....Gross, educational, and unexpectedly sidesplitting."―Entertainment Weekly

Stiff is an oddly compelling, often hilarious exploration of the strange lives of our bodies postmortem. For two thousand years, cadavers―some willingly, some unwittingly―have been involved in science's boldest strides and weirdest undertakings. In this fascinating account, Mary Roach visits the good deeds of cadavers over the centuries and tells the engrossing story of our bodies when we are no longer with them.

by Mary Roach

Paperback

Our happy plush ovary measures 10" x 8" x 4" and it's ready for your embrace. Fantastic booklet hangtag that explains this incredible gland. The ovaries produce eggs and release sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which control all kinds of female reproductive mayhem from period regulation to babymaking. This plush gland makes a cute and squeezable friend when your body is acting like the enemy. Safe for all ages, this plush comes packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve and comes with an educational mini-book all about your ovary. Designed in California, made in China.

Your Ovary: Gland of the Ladies
Location: on each side of the uterus, near the end of the fallopian tube
Occupation: fertility consultant
Likes: estrogen, oocytes, liquor folliculi
Dislikes: PMS, menopause
Fun Facts: approximately 400 eggs are released over a woman’s lifetime, though she is born with millions
Wants to Meet: someone who wants to make a blastocyst.