We humans are well known for our highly-evolved sense of humor - as evidenced by Brain Freeze, the ice tray that makes four frosty brains. So let's celebrate our higher powers by raising a glass. Because a brain (not to mention a cocktail) is a terrible thing to waste.
Brain Freeze is molded from super-strong, dishwasher-safe pure silicone. Packaged in a colorful giftbox.
This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the power of life and death, the power to heal or to smite, the power to create miracles. We make no claims beyond these: this glass will hold 2 ounces of your favorite beverage and will stare right in your eye as you down your shot. Don't blink! Hand-blown crystal-clear borosilicate glass.
In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime.
Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse impact on one's breath, making it difficult to have a goodtime and leading to a lot of alonetime. And that's where Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints come in. After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime. Before you know it, you'll be having a goodtime and looking forward to bedtime.
The Mütter Museum is one of only two places in the world where you can see Albert Einstein's brain on display. To learn more about this story, clickhere!
Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach! Note: this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers! Each bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag.